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:the Composer: :the Composer:

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I, er...hmm.

I'm not really understanding why this flash is rated so high. The animation is dece, I applaud that and the sound as well. Somewhat generic writing of music but better than I could do with a piano.

But as far as the story goes? Highly cliched, pretentious, sappy, whatever. I felt no sort of emotion really after watching short of "wat". It's by no meas terrible, there's no doubt that you have a grasp of drama, but I don't believe it deserves such a high rating. Maybe the folk of newgrounds have little experience in drama. Or maybe it's just because drama is scarce on the site. Maybe I just suck or something.

When I say pretentious, I'm singling out little things that bothered me. Like the title. :the Composer:, huh. I would have added spaces between the letters for extra added effect. and maybe some tilda on the outside as well.

( ~ : t h e C O M P O S E R : ~ )

...but of course, then you'd have a smiley face and it would appear rather silly. Mood killer deluxe hour with twelve hours of extended bonus footage and director's cut deleted scenes.

Also, why was the main character crying so much? I understand the divorce, but after that it made little sense. Is he overly sensitive? There's meds for that. Also, the little snap at metal seemed uncalled for. Say what you want about that part in defense, it just seemed...biased? Metal can be beautiful, God knows metal bands have had lyrical content more inspiring than this piece.

"Dogs only hear us now". Look it up. The song is "ad a dgdlmut"

Bah, maybe I'm just desensitized. Like I said, I enjoyed the fluid animation and music, I just facepalm'd a few times.

Pardon my rambling. Anyway it was dece (again). When I think of original, enthralling and inspired I think of There Will Be Blood or Punch Drunk Love. Then again they ain't flashes. Keep up the dece work, strive for a more unique story if you want my sincere advice. Hell, I don't have a top rated flash though, now do I?

$00pah NiN10Doh! $00pah NiN10Doh!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was okay.

Like some were saying, a lot of this seemed like egoraptor's style of humor, which is fine. There's no copyright or anything, it was just a little overdone.

The Mario Party skit as alright, and the Pokemon 5th Gen skit was hilarious for some reason. I saw the joke coming a mile away, I guess it was just the way it was pronounced.

Other than that it seemed like bad jokes and softcore furry porn. Which it was.

The overall animation was decent, at least.

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Raiders of the Trash Raiders of the Trash

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is EXTREMELY well done.

My computer runs it at 5 fps.
You kids and your detail...

Excellent work, sir.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars



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Power Plunger Power Plunger

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I are confusedest

I don't understand.

Entertaining though.

Newground Isometric Tower Newground Isometric Tower

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I helped :)

3 of those cubes are mine! MINE!11asdhfbghk
I also updated a couple of times...I feel special.

You need to get it fixed though. Morextremists' pube cube and such are missing.

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WadeFulp: Internet Badass WadeFulp: Internet Badass

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I find that offensive, sir.

Gee wade, I've only been here for 2 days, and I've come to the conclusion that I must suck your dick, otherwise I'll get banned.
That is a pretty earthworm you took a picture of. I also admire how there is so much dirt around the earthworm. You should be a professional photographer. Your semen tastes salty. Wade. Lay off the fibers, also.

Now onto the actual review:
Simply amazing.

f0d responds:


swell review sir

i love it when someone disagrees with wade and he goes "shut the fuck up or i'll terminate your account"

DBZ is Gay ! -Episode III DBZ is Gay ! -Episode III

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Fucking Win!!!

Good job.

Killerratte responds:

Yup, thx.

BadGuys BadGuys

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ale and whores for everyone!

That was amazing. Good work.

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Tom fights the Ninjas Tom fights the Ninjas

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Trying to be jerry jackson, eh?

You're not as good as him at being a shithead, but you're damn close. (and if you don't know what I'm talking about, sorry.)